I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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