Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Couch. On fire.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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