I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
This toilet bowl is my home.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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