A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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