yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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