Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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