I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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