I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Randomize
