it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
