just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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