i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Randomize
