it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
We don't watch enough power rangers
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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