i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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