Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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