absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I have already put on my inside pants.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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