do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
There are leaves in my underwear?
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