Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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