My entire life is one complicated drinking game
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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