I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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