Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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