I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I didn't notice because vodka
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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