I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Randomize
