I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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