best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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