Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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