playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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