Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
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go home
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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