I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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