Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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