Porn is love you can see.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
if i died would you start the facebook group?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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