bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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