Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
3pm strippers are depressing
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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