so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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