butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I wish I only lived at night.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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