wat bout pragnant strippers??
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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