summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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