I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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