bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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