Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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