Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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