Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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