omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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