and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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