so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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