Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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