Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
We were destined to go to rehab together
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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