I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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