In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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