You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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