she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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