I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
bring money and cleavage
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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