All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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