proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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