he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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