hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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